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League: San Fernando Valley Roller Derby   Team: Like OMGs

Put on skates for the first time in January 2012. Haven’t taken them off since. Currently, I am the Team Captain of the Maul Rats, a SFVRD’s intraleague team, and I play with the Like OMGs, the travel team. In my free time, I am a panda.


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League: San Fernando Valley Roller Derby   Team: The Like OMGs, Reseda Wreckers

I fell in love with derby by way of the LADD Derby por Vida program, but time and distance conspired against me making it to more than a class or two every few months, so it was a happy, happy day in late 2011 when I heard there was a new flat track league starting […]


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League: West Coast Derby Knockouts   Team: The Wipe Outs

I’m a 30 year old Legal Secretary. Started derby with SFVRD in November 2011 but recently transferred to West Coast Derby Knockouts in July 2013.


Mimi Murderface >9000

League: San Fernando Valley Roller Derby   Team: The Wipe Outs/Topanga Maul Rats

Started skating in late 2011 with SFVRD, having only watched a few bouts (Battle for the Coast & LA Derby Dolls – and had no idea what was going on, but I knew it was awesome!) A year later, tried out and made SFVRD’s B Team – The Wipe Outs (Co-Captain for 2012), and have […]


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League: San Fernando Valley Roller Derby   Team: The Wipe Outs/Topanga Maul Rats

I started skating with SFVRD in December 2012 and was immediately and completely captivated by the league and the derby community overall. I had very little skating experience and knowledge of derby when I began but have made good progress in both over the past year. SFV is a true family to me and I […]